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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Simian Downtime Analyst - Latest Comments in Multitasking</title><link>http://thesimian.disqus.com/</link><description></description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:21:15 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Multitasking</title><link>http://thesimiandowntimeanalyst.com/2008/09/29/multitasking/#comment-2744445</link><description>I re-mini-launched my other site again today in between calls about why their XBOX wasn't working. Today, I retained my title of Simian Downtime Analyst, with gusto. We were a lot of busy monkies today, lots of monkies.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"Hi, this is Teh James with Zest, how can I assist you this evening?" &lt;br&gt;"Uh.. My XBOX isn't working with your $^@&amp;^ equipment buddy, I demand you swap this out for me now!"&lt;br&gt;"Certainly, I can add an additional Internet service to your account to resolve this issue"&lt;br&gt;"What? NO! I want you to swap this out"&lt;br&gt;"Well, by the time we install your new internet line, the long posted about maintenence outage on the XBOX Live servers will be finished, so it will resolve your issue"&lt;br&gt;"What maintenence?"&lt;br&gt;"Don't you read your email or xbox messages or lookup information on the official xbox forums and websites?"&lt;br&gt;"Yes..."&lt;br&gt;"Then you've obviously seen the notices about the upgrades coming in the fall and the pre-maintenence required."&lt;br&gt;"Oh, yes yes, that's right...."&lt;br&gt;"Okay, we'll be out on Thursday to install your additional internet equipment, thanks for calling have a good night!"</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Tsali</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:21:15 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>